June Horoscopes!

Aries: This month is full of unexpected surprises for you! If you’re planning a trip, don’t be surprised if you get the occasional freebie or upgrade. In fact, it may be a good idea to grab a Niffler to help you sniff them out! If you’re a writer (and as an Aries, you probably should be) get ready for inspiration to strike! The Wrackspurts have cleared up, and you’ll be getting a lot of work done. Pull out your inner Gryffindor and cross some things off your bucket list. June is the time to do it!


Taurus: Your inner Ravenclaw is showing this month! You have so many things you want to learn, and you will stop at nothing to gain that knowledge. Be wary of your more ruthless side; if not kept in check, your thirst for learning will lead to you hurting the people you love. Don’t be a Chimaera. In fact, it would be best if you were to take a dose of Babbling Beverage to keep yourself from saying things you’ll later regret

Gemini: Have you accidentally ingested a Girding Potion? It certainly seems so with the amount of energy you’ll have this month! Unfortunately, along with this energy comes the problem of sticking your nose into everyone else’s business. This is going to cause problems for you. Don’t waste your time prying, as that only invites the Nargles to pay a visit. Instead, spend some time with your family and friends. Go out into nature and enjoy the scenery. Relax and enjoy your summer break. You’ve worked hard; you deserve it.


Cancer: This month, it will seem like the Cornish Pixies were let loose in your life. Everything is chaotic and imperfect, yet you’ll manage to stay calm in the face of the storm. You’re fortunate enough to realize that this month is just a small blip on the Marauder’s Map that is your life. Sit back and let the professionals take care of the catastrophes that will occur; that’s what they’re there for. Here’s a tip for you: go ahead and let your appetite be dragon-sized. Food will bring you comfort.


Leo: This month, it will be important to consult your crystal ball. Perhaps ask a Centaur or two to do some stargazing on your behalf (if you can get them to focus long enough!) You’ll have a lot going on, and you need all the advice you can get. On the bright side, your love life will be on the upswing. Strut your stuff like a Hippogriff! But make sure to take a Love Potion Antidote on a frequent basis to avoid making a fool of yourself.


Virgo: This month you will spend a lot of time serving those around you. Let out your inner Pygmy Puff and spread the love! You never know how it will affect someone. However, you will notice that some people will try to take advantage of your generosity and time. Don’t worry; those people will get their due. If you happen to stumble upon a mystery, go ahead and follow in Harry Potter’s footsteps: stop at nothing until you solve it!


Libra: This month will be a bit tough on you. You’ll find yourself desiring to sing a melancholy song worthy of an Augurey. Don’t try to slog through the bad times on your own. You have a friend or two out there that shine like Phoenixes; go to them and rely on them for support in your time of need. You’ll be back to your old self in no time!


Scorpio: Secrets are all the rage this month, and you’ll find yourself a little too inclined to share some of your own. Keep those secrets close, though; if you don’t you’ll suffer for it later on. You have the aura of a noble unicorn, and it will command the attention of everyone around you. Use it to your advantage! Let your personality shine through and influence other people’s lives for the better.


Sagittarius: This month everything is hilarious! Go ahead and let out your inner Kneazle. Be a little reckless and impulsive; it’s good to do every so often. Just remember not to find another person’s misfortune the object of your good humor. Send an owl to a friend you haven’t seen in a while. It will be good to catch up and reminisce about the good ol’ days.


Capricorn: You’re going to have a tendency to be a bit shy this month. Try not to let your introversion rule your life, though. You’ll take on a project that just may have been made up by a Sphinx, so make sure to ask for help in all the right places. Once you’ve accomplished your task, go ahead and splurge a little! You deserve it.


Aquarius: Remember the wise words of Alastor Moody this month: Constant vigilance! If you think someone’s out to get you, they probably are. Someone definitely has a mind to lead you astray just like a Hinkypunk. Ignore the shiny lantern they will wave in your face, and you’ll be just fine. Gather around you a strong support system, and you’ll practically be an unstoppable team of Aurors. You’ve got this!


Pisces: This month is the time to throw out the old and bring in the new! Splurge a little and go get some nice new robes from Twilfit and Tatting. If that’s not your cup of tea, invest in your personal library with a visit to Flourish & Blotts. You deserve to start some things anew, and now is a perfect time to start. Be careful not to go overboard, though. You still have other responsibilities to take care of.

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