Meet The Team

Thistle Quibbler
Executive Editor and Club Owner

Thistle plays with blocks, babbles on about leaves, and is overall very useless.  We aren't sure why we keep her around.  Can be contacted at: ☞ƬƬℏɨ₴ẗℓℯ☜#8665 on Discord or [email protected]  

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Raven Quibbler
Senior Editor

Raven Quibbler is a 7th year student at Hogwarts with a thirst for adventure. She can often be spotted running around the school looking for stories to write about for the Quibbler magazine, and is far too distracted for her own good. Raven is currently looking to go undercover in the Muggle world as an editor to see just how it differs from being an editor at the Quibbler. She dreams one day of being a Nargle hunter, wand maker, and leprechaun (although she knows one of those is impossible). For now, simply being a dedicated NEWT student will suffice.

Squish Resborne
Artist
Kaimy Alderton
Artist
Wacky Peakes
Cartoonist

Wacky grew up with a diverse group of witches, changing schools throughout most of her childhood, until she received an invitation from Hogwarts. Sorted into the House of Slytherin (as shocking as it was for most students to this day), she is currently attending her 5th year. In her spare time, Wacky would write and draw up her own stories as she’s been inspired by the fairytales and myths she has read over the years. Her “wack-of-the-line” personality, on the other hand, never ceases to baffle and amuse others. Do be careful talking with her though; her wackiness is contagious! 

Snow Quibbler
Lead Writer

Snow grew up in a muggle world, not realising that she was a witch until she got her Hogwarts letter - Still hasn't realised! She loves to watch the Quidditch games, but constantly trying to work out the physics of it all, as she grew up as a muggle for 11 years and loved science! Although she was sorted into Hufflepuff, she does not fit the stereotypical criteria of one, but that's for you to discover later. Snow also adores talking to her friends instead of doing work (how she got the job, we'll never know). Snow wishes that her O.W.Ls and N.E.W.Ts will become a top priority - but after working out a maths question, of course. And like the old man said: Snow writes a lot, gets promoted. Snow doesn't write for a month, doesn't get demoted (...for now)!!

Lily Mortlake
Apprentice Writer

Lily Mortlake is a 7th year Slytherin at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Originally hailing from Ottery St. Catchpole, she is currently spending a year abroad, and is part of a brand-new exchange program with Koldovstoretz! When asked about this little known and mysterious school, she will say nothing, preferring to let rumours abound (which, let’s face it, are probably more interesting than the actual school). When not at Koldovstoretz, she lives in Hogsmeade with her five cats and a house full of books. She can most often be found reading up on magical history, brewing ‘experimental’ potions, or messing around with magical plants, despite never having taken her Herbology OWL. Lily is not quite sure what she wishes to do after Hogwarts- possibly something combining Muggle landscaping with Herbology.

Jake Bagman
Apprentice Writer

A professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry who spends his time taking photographs of the castle and other various wizarding locations. Loves flying on his Firebolt and his favorite place to sit and read a good book is the Three Broomsticks. A Ravenclaw through and through, making his way as a prefect and eventually Headboy, Hogwarts is his favorite place to be.

Bob Maximorphus
Apprentice Writer

Bob is observed to be wandering around Diagon Alley helping out the shopkeepers with their problems. He is a proud Hufflepuff and year 5 at Hogwarts. He enjoys fishing and writing in his London apartment. Despite being a Hufflepuff, rumors have been spreading around that he holds a dark past and the answers are found in the upper part of his apartment, which is closed off to everyone but Bob! We don’t know how true that is as Bob refuses to speak to anyone about that. Sometimes we see both Bob and Thistle whispering “Badger Badger” to each other. Is that a secret code? Who knows! Huffles are silly!

Noah Quibbler
Apprentice Writer

Noah grew up in the humble town of Ottery St.Catchpole. Interested in many topics, Noah excelled at journalism, graphic design, interior design, and creative writing from the start. From a young age, he discovered his love of writing. Going as far as to write short novels before he was a year 1. Once he was a year 2, he discovered a new writing style he had never experienced before: poetry. He quickly learned of his passion for this style of writing. Noah is now a frequent attendee at poetry slam tournaments. Noah is a strong and active member of the LGBTQ+ community and attends many small minority clubs at and outside of Hogwarts. Noah is thankful for his opportunity to write for the Quibbler and is excited to share his poetry with a new audience!

James Quibbler
Apprentice Writer

James is a fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he is currently preparing for his O.W.L's and is studying really hard. As a proud Gryffindor, James really wants to pass his exams and before he leaves he would like Gryffindor to win the house cup. After he leaves school, he want's to be in the Ministry of Magic and eventually become the Minister of Magic. He has aspired to be the Minister ever since he was seven years old, growing up with his family of wizards and witches he has always wanted to create a meaning of his life and be remembered when he dies. James loves flying on his Firebolt and playing quidditch, he also enjoys pumpkin pasties and sherbet lemons. He has a big apartment up in London and has a pet bulldog called Roxy. 

0fek Potter
Photographer

The one and only, Ofek Potter. Ofek attended Hogwarts and was sorted into Gryffindor. Usually you would find Ofek riding on a broom, or walking around the school. Ofek loves the subjects in Hogwarts, especially Defense Against the Dark Arts. The day Ofek found out about the quibbler, he thought it was fascinating and enjoyed reading it. This young wizard wanted to join the team for a long time, and is still reading articles quite often to this very day.

Mak Quibbler
Photographer

Mak Quibbler is currently spending her 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She is a proud Gryffindor who loves her books, and spending time with her friends. You can usually find her taking photographs, or exploring the muggle city of London- or at the london zoo in the penguin habitat. She loves learning about all things, from things creature related to learning about the stars!

Juliet Johnson
Photographer

Any Hogwarts inhabitant should be careful with what they say or do: ‘the walls have ears’ might never ring so true as long Juliet roams the halls. As a true lover of gossip, she will record it faster than you’d be able to say “wait is that Jul over ther-”. You’ll see your name hop by a compromising picture afterward when you least expect it. Next, to being a photographing-enthusiast, Juliet proudly owns the skill to muggle-bake Thirty-Minute cupcakes in twenty minutes. It must be the reason why the sorting hat placed her in Ravenclaw, she believes, as that is the only genius talent that she has and knows the existence of. To summon her, say “beep” at least two times while looking in the mirror and you’ll hear her whisper something about a jeep in the background.

Aaron Gustin
Photographer

As a third cousin once removed of Grant Gustin, Aaron is a current year 7 with a net worth of 1.2 million galleons. He mostly enjoys sitting in his cell in Azkaban. Aaron was first sorted into Hufflepuff; after kicking the Sorting Hat across the room, he was sorted into Ravenclaw. After much rage, Headmaster Felix Black talked some sense into the Sorting Hat, and Aaron was sorted into Slytherin. Nine months later, he joined Gryffindor by blackmailing the Sorting Hat. Isn't that sweet? Rumor has it Professor Erdal was responsible.